Blessed Are The Hypocrites…

I’m so incredibly tired of politics. On the one hand, I wish I wasn’t; it’s important to keep a hand in selecting who runs the country. However, it’s get tiring watching the endless parade of what I like to politely call “shitheels and charlatans” screeching from their obscene pulpits about how they know what’s best for us.

You know what’s best for us?
Probably not you, you power-grabbing bastards.
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Ten Lists to End 2010: Day Ten: One confession

Day ten- Well, it’s only taken me a lifetime to come to this conclusion.

  • Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
  • Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
  • Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
  • Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
  • Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
  • Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
  • Day Seven: Four turn offs.
  • Day Eight: Three turn ons.
  • Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
  • Day Ten: One confession

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Ten Lists to End 2010: Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.

Day nine – just two?

  • Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
  • Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
  • Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
  • Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
  • Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
  • Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
  • Day Seven: Four turn offs.
  • Day Eight: Three turn ons.
  • Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
  • Day Ten: One confession

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Ten Lists to End 2010: Day Eight: Three turn ons.

Day eight – Well, since I have to narrow it down to three, I’ll just go with these.

  • Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
  • Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
  • Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
  • Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
  • Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
  • Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
  • Day Seven: Four turn offs.
  • Day Eight: Three turn-ons.
  • Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
  • Day Ten: One confession

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Ten Lists to End 2010: Day Seven: Four turn offs.

Day seven- I think these are all pretty self-explanatory.

  • Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
  • Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
  • Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
  • Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
  • Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
  • Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
  • Day Seven: Four turn offs.
  • Day Eight: Three turn ons.
  • Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
  • Day Ten: One confession

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Ten Lists to End 2010: Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).

Day six – I’ve excluded children and parents. I think those are givens and also cop-out answers. So, here’s the list provided without order or explanation.

  • Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
  • Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
  • Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
  • Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
  • Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
  • Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
  • Day Seven: Four turn offs.
  • Day Eight: Three turn ons.
  • Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
  • Day Ten: One confession

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