Once upon a time, there were three little piggies. One piggy built a house made out of straw, one piggy had a house made of wood and piggy had a house made of bricks. One day, a big bad wolf, hungry and cruel, came to the first piggy’s house made of straw. He towered before the door and growled, “Little pig, little pig, let me it!” The wolf waited for a response. There was none. Not to be deterred, he continued. “Then I’ll huff and I’ll puff and…”
And the little piggy shot him through the door with a 44 magnum and served the remains to his brothers with bread and nice summer ale.
The moral of the story is, of course, it’s very easy to shoot through a door of straw when the big bad wolf comes a-callin’.