I’ve said at least once before that corporate meetings are God’s way of saying you have too much time on your hands. After almost a year back in the private sector and my opinion really hasn’t changed. Of course, the meetings I’ve attended recently haven’t done anything to change my mind. As “Exhibit A”, I present to you these random thoughts that came to me during a meeting yesterday. And yes, they really have to do with what was actually going on.
“Not only doesn’t the right hand know what the left is doing, the left hand is actively engaged in a disinformation campaign while the right hand is secretly planning a coup d’état against the left hand’s democratically elected government.”
“Does anybody really know what time it is?”
“Yo, tell me what you want, what you really really want.”
“Could we do something like this – only not.”